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| {*PS: don't try to walk through glass doors. -- January 2013} |
Don't wear sunglasses
into a movie theater
—cost: headbutting a black
felted hallway corner
Black tables look like
shadows
when the lights are out
—cost: purple eye socket;
a girlfriend's laughter
Don't swim underwater
with your eyes closed
while smiling
—cost: chipped tooth
Keep a safe distance when
walking behind children
who brag, “My father
breaks bricks with his head”
—cost: sore jaw
(compliments of a backfist)
Just because someone
loves you
doesn't mean they have
fine motor control
—cost: a forehead bruise
(and, “No, please don't try to hug me again”)
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